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From: Chloe <Chloe-sullivan@smallvilletorch.com> Sent: Friday, December 23, 2002 6:13 pm To: Lex <Lex_Luthor@lexcorp.com>
Subject: Survey

1.      Name: Lex Luthor
2.      Age: 22
3.      Grade: out of school... I work for a dick
4.      Sex: Male
5.      Eye color: Bluish gray
6.      Hair color: This is cruel! I have no damn hair!!! Well, if I did it would be red.
7.      Height: 6"0
8.      Nicknames: Curly-Q, baldy, sexy Lexy, Mr. Luthor
9.      Fav. Food: Clark's hamburgers
10.     Favorite color: Purple, duh!
11.     Fav. Candy: Clark bar
12.     Fav. Brand of shoes: Black dress shoes
13.     Fav. TV show: Startrek
14.     Fav. Car: My Ferrari
15.     Fav. Superhero?  Warrior Angel
16.     If you could have any superpower what would it be?  To grow back hair, just kidding, probably to read minds
17.     What's your fav. Amusement park ride?   Something that will squish me into Clark
18.     Do you have any pets?     Fishes
19.     Have you ever been in love?    Yes
20.     Do you believe in love at first sight? Why?    No, because that person could be a total fucker, just in it for the money and status
21.     If you could be any animal what would it be?    Lion, they have nice bushy manes
22.     If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?   Faraway from my father, or to outer space
23.     A phrase you find most annoying?  `You're just like your father' or `He's a Luthor'
24.     Elf or fairy?    Elf
25.     Vampires or werewolves?    Werewolf... I envy the hair
26.     Action or romance?   Romance
27.     Comedy or drama?    Drama
28.     Small town or big city?  Small town... it has one of my favorite people in it.
29.     Optimistic or pessimistic?   Pessimistic
30.     Anime or real life?   Real life
31.     Boxers or briefs?  Boxers... silk
32.     Tarzan or George of the Jungle?   Tarzan
33.     If you could be any movie star who would you be?    Michael Rosenbaum
34.     What scares you?   My father, heights
35.     If you could be any insect what would you be?    The biggest one
36.     Most annoying song that gets stuck in your head?    The Barney song
37.     Would you rather sleep in or get up early?     Get up early
38.     Do you believe in aliens?       Yes
39.     If so do you believe one of your friends could be one?       Um.... Yes I do
40.     Do you like weird?     Yes
41.     If you could be someone for a day who would it be? Why?     Lana Lang, because Clark has the hots for her, and she gets to see him everyday
42.     Who is your best friend?    Clark
43.     Have you ever fantasized about a friend?     Yes
44.     Have you ever had thoughts of being raped?    Yes
45.     What about suicide?     Many times
46.     Beer or wine?     Wine
47.     Have you ever done drugs?    Yes, they make the darnest of things possible
48.     Who was your first kiss?   I'd rather forget, I wish it with a certain dark haired boy
49.     69 or 77?      69
50.     Apples or oranges?    That really depends, but right now oranges
51.     Yoga or meditation?   Yoga
52.     In sex are you a screamer or quiet?   Screamer
53.     Are you in love?   I hope so
54.     Does this person know?     God NO! Maybe...
55.     Is it male or female?   male
56.     Gay, bisexual, straight, or trisexual?   Bisexual
57.     Pale or dark?    Dark
58.     Smooth or rough?    Rough
59.     Leather or jeans?   Leather
60.     Guys - If you woke up the next day and had a vagina what would you do?   I'd sue my father for doing illegal experiments
61.     Girls - If you woke up the next day and had a penis what would you do?   
62.     What's your idea of a fun first date?   Anywhere with Clark... and my father nowhere in sight

If I may ask Chloe, why are you sending this to me? Are you gonna' post this in the Torch, cause if you are, I won't send it. Also, is Clark going to see this? Cause I don't know if that would be a good idea. Lex