Survey Says - Clark

by D-boy


From: Chloe <Chloe-sullivan@smallvilletorch.com> Sent: Friday, December 23, 2002 6:13 pm To: Clark <Clark-kent@smallvilletorch.com> Subject: Survey

1.      Name: Clark Kent
2.      Age: 16
3.      Grade: 11
4.      Sex: Male
5.      Eye color: Green
6.      Hair color: Black
7.      Height: 6"3
8.      Nicknames: Farm boy, Mr. Kent
9.      Fav. Food: Most anything, no peas or brussel sprouts
10.     Favorite color: Blue and red
11.     Fav. Candy: chocolate and lollipops
12.     Fav. Brand of shoes: doesn't matter, I live on a farm
13.     Fav. TV show: StarTrek
14.     Fav. Car: Lex's Ferrari
15.     Fav. Superhero?  Flash
16.     If you could have any superpower what would it be?  What's so great about superpowers
17.     What's your fav. Amusement park ride?    Gravitron, Tilt a' Whirl
18.     Do you have any pets?     Only cows
19.     Have you ever been in love?    Yes
20.     Do you believe in love at first sight? Why?    No, because the one person I thought I was in love with I didn't really love, and the second person I did
21.     If you could be any animal what would it be?    Dog or Cheetah
22.     If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?   Paris with Lex
23.     A phrase you find most annoying?    "What are you hiding"
24.     Elf or fairy?    Elf
25.     Vampires or werewolves?    Vampire
26.     Action or romance?   Action
27.     Comedy or drama?    Drama
28.     Small town or big city?  Big city... I wanna' go and spend time in Metropolis
29.     Optimistic or pessimistic?   Optimistic
30.     Anime or real life?   Real life
31.     Boxers or briefs?  Boxers
32.     Tarzan or George of the Jungle?   Who's George?
33.     If you could be any movie star who would you be?    Tom Welling
34.     What scares you?   Kryptonite, Lex's father, and Lex's girlfriends
35.     If you could be any insect what would you be?    Stick bug
36.     Most annoying song that gets stuck in your head?    The Applebee's song and Chili's baby back ribs song
37.     Would you rather sleep in or get up early?     Sleep in
38.     Do you believe in aliens?       Why are you asking me this?! Who would believe in aliens... that's crazy
39.     If so do you believe one of your friends could be one?       No
40.     Do you like weird?     Um... uh? I believe it
41.     If you could be someone for a day who would it be? Why?     Victoria, cause she gets to kiss Lex
42.     Who is your best friend?    Lex
43.     Have you ever fantasized about a friend?     Yes
44.     Have you ever had thoughts of being raped?    What kind of question is this... yes
45.     What about suicide?     It would be pointless, but yes
46.     Beer or wine?     Ewwwww!!! 
47.     Have you ever done drugs?    No
48.     Who was your first kiss?   Chloe
49.     69 or 77?      What does this mean? Why are there numbers here?
50.     Apples or oranges?    Why does my preference of fruit matter?
51.     Yoga or meditation?   meditation
52.     In sex are you a screamer or quiet?   Chloe! I have no comment
53.     Are you in love?   yes
54.     Does this person know?     I don't think so
55.     Is it male or female?   male
56.     Gay, bisexual, straight, or trisexual?   Bisexual
57.     Pale or dark?    Pale
58.     Smooth or rough?    Smooth
59.     Leather or jeans?   Jeans
60.     Guys - If you woke up the next day and had a vagina what would you do?  Sick! I'd want to know what kind of power this was, and what other hidden things I have
61.     Girls - If you woke up the next day and had a penis what would you do?   
62.     What's your idea of a fun first date?   Anywhere with Lex

Do not send this to Lex! Understood... I'll kill you if you do. Hey did you send him one? Anyway, um... you have far too much free time on your hands Chloe. See ya' Clark


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